How to deal with being Emo.

18′ flagpole: $90
8′ folding ladder: $50
14′ of 1/4″ nylon rope: $5

Hanging yourself to death for being such a fucking fairy: Priceless.

Disclaimer: By no means should you heed this advice. It would be so trendy to not do so. I am not responsible for any damage or injuries sustained by using above data to hang one’s self.

Assholes.

~ by parasol on January 17, 2007.

Posted in Emo

4 Responses to “How to deal with being Emo.”

  1. AHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHAH.

    iheartblackeyes said this on January 17, 2007 at 5:26 pm

  2. It’s all fun and games until some stupid emo bitch hangs himself trying to get attention… And they sue the balls off of me.

    parasol said this on January 17, 2007 at 5:43 pm

  3. Goodbye cruel world…. *manic crying for ihbe*

    I blame my husband.

    yunahalo said this on January 17, 2007 at 7:48 pm

  4. I already did hang myself last week. That would explain why I stink more than usual. MM.

    iheartblackeyes said this on January 17, 2007 at 8:16 pm

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